TYBFM Sem V ATKT April 2015 Exam Dates Declared!

Hello BFMites, Mumbai University has declared the BFM ATKT exam dates of sem V: TYBFM SEM V – 1/4/2015 TYBFM SEM V CBSGS 60:40 and 75:25 – 1/4/2015   The official circular can be checked at : http://www.mu.ac.in/examsc1022015.pdf

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TYBFM Sem VI ATKT And Sem VI CBSGS April 2015 Exam Dates Declared!

Hello BFMites, Mumbai University has declared the exam commencement dates of First half of 2015. TYBFM Sem VI ATKT – 13/4/2015 TYBFM SEM VI CBSGS (60:40 AND 75:25) – 13/4/2015   The official circular can be checked at : http://www.mu.ac.in/examsc1022015.pdf    

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The Cool Superb ‘Leading Economists’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

Three leading economists took a small plane to the wilderness in northern Canada to hunt moose over the weekend. The last thing the pilot said was, remember this is a very small plane and you will only be able to bring ONE moose back. But of course, they killed one each and come Sunday, they […]

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The Cool Superb ‘Value Of Human Capital’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows, Work ———- = Power Time Since Knowledge = Power, and Time =Money, we have Work ——— = Knowledge […]

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The Cool Superb ‘Economist Viruses’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

INTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer. ECONOMETRICIAN VIRUS – Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time […]

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The Cool Superb ‘Why Did God Create Economists’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks, “will this cure my illness”? Answer of the doctor: “No, but the half year will seem pretty long”.   Q: Why did God […]

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The Cool Superb ‘Capitalist’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit, Boris says to Bill, -Bill, you know, I have a big problem I don’t know what to do about. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don’t know which one. -Not a big deal Boris, I’m stuck with […]

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The Cool Superb ‘Experienced vs Not-So-Experienced Economist’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road. They come across a pile of horse manure lying on the asphalt. Experienced economist: “If you eat it I’ll give you $20,000!” Not so experienced economist runs his optimization problem and figures out he’s better off eating it so he does and collects […]

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The Cool Superb ‘Central Bank Economists’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

Q: How many central bank economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one — he holds the light bulb and the whole earth revolves around him. It’s not easy being an economist. How would you like to go through life pretending you knew what M1 was all about? Economics is […]

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The Cool Superb ‘Conservative Economists’ Joke, Funny Status For WhatsApp, Facebook

Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? A1: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in. A2: None, because, look! It’s getting brighter! It’s definitely getting brighter! A3: None, they’re all waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting […]

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